That's Not What She Said......

So heres the deal lads and ladies. after months and months of waiting for the writers strike to end, and for filming to re-start, there have been a few missed opportunities for a "That's What She Said.". Most of these have come from my Water Exercise class. A few from my studio. and one really good one that i actually pulled off from my photography class. I have made every opportunity to fill the void of The Office in my life, by cavalierly throwing out Michael Scott's most famous phrase. So here my friends are my top  most missed opportunities for a "That's What She Said".

1. "Willy, Can I use your noodle"?

So using water noodles to create resistance in the pool can be very healthy. But ive always lived by the old saying, laughter is the best medicine. My teacher was trying to demonstrate what we were supposed to be doing for the exercise, instead she dove face first into the shallow end of the dirty joke pool. where i was snickering quietly to myself in the back. 

2. "Now Bring your Noodles to the front and make sure to touch the tips."

This one's a lot funnier if you've seen "The Whitest Kids You Know" clip but either way if you think about it, its pretty funny. 

3. "Just the tip."

Being that this happened a few weeks ago I can't exactly remember the context in which this happened. I do remember I was sitting in studio, probably filling out a myspace survey, when suddenly my prof. yelled out "Just the Tip". Im sure what he was referring to had something to do with art, but my childish giggling in the back of the room, I'm sure tipped off most people to what was actually going through my head. 

The last one I have, I actually pulled off in the middle of my photography class. 

4. "And just for safety purposes... Don't swallow it."

So for my photography class we're using alternative processes for our final project. One of the processes that a girl in the class is using, is highly toxic. Being that she is very cautious and doesn't want anyone to die, ended with me hunched over in laughter, with my teacher glaring at me when I finally stopped. 

So there you go folks. The top 3 missed opportunities for a "That's what she said" and the one that I actually pulled off. 

conversations about the White House.

So this is a conversation i had with my friend  the other day, who asked me to not mention him by name because he doesnt want his comments about pulling tail in the white house to come back to him, dont ask me why, but ill respect him for that. so being that its caucas day i feel like this conversation should hit the airwaves.  enjoy, ill be back tomorrow with a top 5 list. basically the conversation started on the shadiness of politicians.

Willy - Why does that not surprise me, i hate politicians 

S- you and me both, you should run

- i would kick ass

- exactly

- there would be massage circles and recycling

- - that should be your campaign slogan

- it would be like summer camp gone global

- that actually would be a pretty awesome slogan

willis '08 "i will kick ASS!"

- done, i love it

- you have my vote

- ill blog about this conversation one day

- sweet ass, im excited, i want links

- you can live in my pool house

- behind the white house?

- sure, or the lincoln room, whichever, just pick one of the rooms

- cuz i could score some major tail if i tell chicks i live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

- yeah but just dont do them with cigars, cause you know, i really dont fell like dealing with scandals

- at least not on your desk.

- true

- what i do in the lincoln room is my business though

- true, ill allow it

- and you could probably get norman to be your campaign manager.

- true story

- and he would do all the work for you

- double true

- i think we have a legit plan

- i think we could do some good for the country

- indeed

so i hope this is as entertaining for you as it was for me. word to the wise look out in the future i might be on your ballot. not really but maybe ill give you a hug.

religion in america.

I apologize in advance for my poor use of punctuation and capitalization in these.



So today at lunch i had a pretty awesome conversation with Billy about religion in america and why people find it necessary to hate people in the name of love. we also jumped on the lets fix america bandwagon for a bit as well. i think most of this conversation was brought on by the fact that mike huckabee was giving a talk on campus today, trying to rally votes for his campaign. I find it rare that you stumble upon people these days especially in College Station, or any person who considers themselves "Christian" who fully understand the concept of Love. Remember that guy Jesus you claim to know so well, wasnt it him who hung out with prostitutes and drunks, wasnt it him that didnt judge but "LOVED" which you so claim to do. Its not your "God" given right to tell people what decisions they can make. Stop trying to regulate peoples lives and love them for who they are, not who you want them to be. I myself believe in Christianity, but i by no means would ever want to be blanketed in that group. I recently got into a debate with my design teacher about the documentary Jesuscamp. By far one of the most frightening experiences ive had in a very long time. If you havent seen it you should, and then you'll understand where im going with this. By no means is Harry Potter a demon, and I was recently in church where the speaker referenced that, i will no longer be attending that church. the funny point im trying to get at here, is at the beggining of the movie, on the kitchen table of one of the families, is the book "Lord of the Rings", now call me crazy, but im pretty sure that book includes heaps of wizardry and magic. So who draws the line on which book is ok and which book isnt, the ignorance of these people is astounding. I tried to find a clip of this movie online, but there were none on youtube i wanted to use, so if you go to youtube you can watch the whole movie.

I just dont understand how these people have decided that its their job to run america, and everyone should believe what they believe in the same way they believe it. i find i ridiculous that my professor, who, the other day while setting up a project i yelled out Jesus Christ in a fit of frustration Immediately followed my outburst by piping off saying "I Know Him". Really do you, thats great, you dont know jack about me, and honestly i dont need you to "Out Jesus" me by telling me so.

Now i know this might come off as me somewhat seeming to say im a better christian than you are because i know how to love people. That is by no means what im saying, In no way am i trying to act, sound, or appear to be superior to anyone. It just frustrates me, and i feel like this was a healthy alternative to punching someone in the face. We all have our faults in life, and I try to look at things from the other side of wanting to help people in their daily lives, but there are better ways to go about it, besides forcing your beliefs down someones throat.

I just feel that Fundamental Religious views, should NEVER be the driving force in your political stance, especially if you are trying to run a country based on freedom of thought and a religion. Wasnt that why we left England in the first place?Anyway if you so choose to watch the movie, I'd love to get your opinions on it.