1. "Willy, Can I use your noodle"?
So using water noodles to create resistance in the pool can be very healthy. But ive always lived by the old saying, laughter is the best medicine. My teacher was trying to demonstrate what we were supposed to be doing for the exercise, instead she dove face first into the shallow end of the dirty joke pool. where i was snickering quietly to myself in the back.
2. "Now Bring your Noodles to the front and make sure to touch the tips."
This one's a lot funnier if you've seen "The Whitest Kids You Know" clip but either way if you think about it, its pretty funny.
3. "Just the tip."
Being that this happened a few weeks ago I can't exactly remember the context in which this happened. I do remember I was sitting in studio, probably filling out a myspace survey, when suddenly my prof. yelled out "Just the Tip". Im sure what he was referring to had something to do with art, but my childish giggling in the back of the room, I'm sure tipped off most people to what was actually going through my head.
The last one I have, I actually pulled off in the middle of my photography class.
4. "And just for safety purposes... Don't swallow it."
So for my photography class we're using alternative processes for our final project. One of the processes that a girl in the class is using, is highly toxic. Being that she is very cautious and doesn't want anyone to die, ended with me hunched over in laughter, with my teacher glaring at me when I finally stopped.
So there you go folks. The top 3 missed opportunities for a "That's what she said" and the one that I actually pulled off.
